Hilarious-Politics

One day, President Donald Trump was taking a walk down the street when he spotted a gorgeous man. The man had orange skin and blonde hair. It was the famous businessman and TV personality Donald Trump! “Donald Trump, is that really you?” asked Donald Trump. “Yes this is me,” Donald Trump replied. “I must tell you, I loved your work in the Home Alone 2 cameo.” “Believe me, I'm a YUGE fan of you too. A lot of people are saying you are the best president in the whole world.” “Me? Oh yes. I am great. Good genes, great genes. But you - and I don’t usually say this - you’re great, very great.” Both Donald Trump and Donald Trump were very pleased with the compliments that had just been paid to them. So pleased, in fact, that they both took a moment to express their happiness to the world. Trump took out his phone and opened Twitter. He posted a tweet saying, “Just met DONALD TRUMP on the street today, and he says he’s a HUGE FAN! #Celebs4Trump” The president also wrote a tweet. His said

Henry David Thoreau ran through the forest, afraid he would be late for the meeting. This was a meeting of the Transcendentalist Club, a group of Thoreau’s closest friends who were focused on becoming one with nature. Their current meeting place was a cabin in the middle of woods built by Thoreau himself as a new place of worship for the Transcendentalists, which Ralph Waldo Emerson had recently decided they needed. Thoreau reached the entrance to the Sacred Cabin, which had on it a plaque that read, “The greatest delight which the fields and woods minister, is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable.” This was a phrase that Emerson had published in his book Nature in hopes of recruiting more members into his vegetable-worshipping cult. Unfortunately, this effort seemed to have failed, as there were still only three members: Emerson, Thoreau, and Walt Whitman. Thoreau opened the large door to the cabin, revealing a hall lined with broccoli. Respect the